{"type":"standard","title":"Mike Elgar","displaytitle":"Mike Elgar","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16215763","titles":{"canonical":"Mike_Elgar","normalized":"Mike Elgar","display":"Mike Elgar"},"pageid":40896554,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Mikee1.jpg/330px-Mikee1.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Mikee1.jpg","width":1365,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269408774","tid":"1ca81c1a-d286-11ef-9c5f-6642377de82b","timestamp":"2025-01-14T14:44:52Z","description":"Filipino musician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Elgar","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Elgar?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Elgar?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mike_Elgar"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Elgar","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mike_Elgar","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Elgar?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mike_Elgar"}},"extract":"Michael Maximino C. Elgar, more commonly known as Mike Elgar, is a Filipino musician. He is popularly known as a guitarist and one of the lead vocalists for the band Rivermaya though he has been on hiatus from the band since 2023. He has been the band's longest serving guitarist ever since he joined in May 2001, and the second overall longest serving member next to Mark Escueta. As of 2024, he is currently performing under the moniker Greenman Six, his side solo project along with session musicians.","extract_html":"
Michael Maximino C. Elgar, more commonly known as Mike Elgar, is a Filipino musician. He is popularly known as a guitarist and one of the lead vocalists for the band Rivermaya though he has been on hiatus from the band since 2023. He has been the band's longest serving guitarist ever since he joined in May 2001, and the second overall longest serving member next to Mark Escueta. As of 2024, he is currently performing under the moniker Greenman Six, his side solo project along with session musicians.
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Armin Laschet is a German politician who served as Minister President of North Rhine-Westphalia from 27 June 2017 to 26 October 2021. He served as Leader of the Christian Democratic Union (CDU) from 22 January 2021 to 31 January 2022. He was elected to the German Bundestag following the 2021 German federal election.
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